Soccer Mom Chit Chat

I’m pretty sure this brief but painful conversation on the sidelines of a pee-wee soccer practice subconsciously led to the creation of this web site.
Soccer Mom: "Now, what do you do?"  She innocently asked.
Me: "I paint," I replied unsurely.
Soccer Mom: "That’s so cool! What kind of painting do you do?"
Me: "Oil painting."
Soccer Mom: "Are you a professional?"
Me: "No."
Soccer Mom: "Do you sell your work?"
Me: "No."
Soccer Mom: "Do you exhibit?"
Me: "No."
Soccer Mom: "Do you take commissions?"
Me: "No."
I don't even remember what happened next because I was so stupefied.